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So dry.

September 29, 2013

Raymond was an almond who wanted to mate with a pretty date called Kate.
So he approached her and said:
‘Hey baby, I’m nuts about you. What do you say – you and me, in my jalopy?’

‘I’d say, go fig yourself’, her reply.

‘OK, gotta go’ said the narrator, appearing out of nowhere. ‘Cashew later.’

#Not sure I’m raisin the bar here

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