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A snippet of a nerd’s internal monologue..

July 31, 2011

Begin analysis. She said that I was hot. However, couldn’t that have implied that I was un-cool? Dichotomous connotations detected. Pause analysis. Tear out remaining hair in frustration owing to presence of dichotomous connotations. Begin lamentation sequence, with soprano voice chanting “Why must ambiguity exist?” repeatedly for background music. The futility of this exercise is beginning dawn on me; hence it is time to end analysis. Divert mental resources to more pressing matters, such as World Peace, or PlayStation.

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