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Late night stupidity

January 27, 2011

Define stupidity.

First drink cold coffee in the middle of the night; then complain about your inability to fall asleep.

Then, go raid the kitchen and make yourself a cheese and chutney sandwich. Realize that the C&C sandwich didn’t quite satisfy you, so make a second trip to the kitchen. Finish the remaining tin of Cheese that’s in the fridge. Then try to think ahead; to avoid the risk of a third trip to the kitchen, eat a few spoonfuls of the leftover Rajma Chawal, eaten cold of course. Then say a quick prayer to God, apologizing for your sin of gluttony and thanking Him for the great metabolism that He has blessed you with.

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