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Breathe easy with the help of religion..

August 29, 2010

“Ladies and Gentlemen, in the event of loss of cabin pressure oxygen masks will automatically drop down in front of you; this will be true for most of you. However, we were running a little short of oxygen masks, so don’t be surprised if you find multilingual versions of The Bible, The Quran, and Guru Granth Sahib dropping down in some places. In this event just grab whichever holy book and proceed to recite random parts with full sincerity; generally, this also works fine. Thank you, and Godspeed.”

*****

“Sorry Sir, we are out of Bhagwad Gitas.”

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