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Job Application Via Email..

August 27, 2010

Dear Sir,

Please find my job application and CV appended with this email. May God bless you for this cursory glance that you have condescended to give to my email (thus far at least). In a day, this will undoubtedly be another permanently forgotten email, serving only to further clutter your inbox. This in mind, I want to inform you that I had sex with your mother yesterday.

No doubt you must be infuriated right now; however, do not get overly stressed, for you will have no memory of this email or its content tomorrow.

Warm regards,

Vinayak Kohli

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