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Ode to a Phallusy

August 29, 2008

Never before has this all too human dick
felt so oppressed within the confines of propriety
and a rather tight pair of knickers.

I dreamt last night
of a world in which
my cock reigned supreme.
The imagery of the dream
was very ‘Crusades-meets-4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.’
The Cock subjugated men and women
by preternatural dimensions and prowess;
its fame soon pervaded the land.

O venerable hard-on!
We swear our allegiance to you, and you alone!

But alas, I woke to face
the gruesome reality:
Admin work at the institute;
manhood: limp, flaccid, and destitute.

Attractive women who won’t give you the time of day,
rendering aimless those primitive throbbings
south of the navel.

Shit.
Never before has this all too human dick
felt so oppressed within the confines of propriety
and a rather tight pair of knickers.

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