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Limericks II

August 14, 2007

There was once a girl called Beth
Who took a lot of Crystal Meth
She first was overjoyed
Then a little paranoid
And convulsed to a messy death.

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Bob sat on the edge of a beautiful cliff
And facing the ocean he lit up a spliff
But after a few drags
The seagulls became hags
He threw away the joint scared stiff.

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He appeared to be an innocent trucker
So Jim decided to make him a sucker
Jim’s pranks were crude
But this time he was screwed
As the guy was a bad mother fucker.

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End.

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