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	<title>Satire. Poetry. Human Beings</title>
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		<title>Little Red Riding Hood..</title>
		<link>http://vinayakkohli.wordpress.com/2009/11/06/little-red-riding-hood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:57:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pictured here in little red dress. The reasons for this shift in Ms. Hood’s  dressing style, to a markedly minimalist one, are attributed to
a) her drastic  reduction in wardrobe expenditure owing to cutbacks in income after the global  economic recession of 2008 &#8212; this has resulted in her wearing clothes that are not [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&blog=1370676&post=796&subd=vinayakkohli&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Monsoon Ecstasy &#8211; V. Rao and V. Kohli.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 14:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And Lo! The Curse was broken! Monsoon made peace with the lands of Delhi! The kingdom lay drenched in its delightful marvels. The sky goldened up at its edges. And there, standing by the open window, with startled raindrops in her hair and a perky rhythm up her sleeve, she said- Oh Life!! :)
*****
She looked [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&blog=1370676&post=794&subd=vinayakkohli&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Acerbic matters</title>
		<link>http://vinayakkohli.wordpress.com/2009/08/09/acerbic-matters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 18:56:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[lemons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amicable coexistence of limes and lemons is difficult. This is because a lime&#8217;s relationship to a lemon is marked by sourness.
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		<title>My favourite type of religion</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:42:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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My favourite type of religion: &#8220;henotheistic&#8221;, with a good supply of chicks.
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		<title>Interpretation of the Photograph &#8211; IV</title>
		<link>http://vinayakkohli.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/interpretation-of-the-photo-iv/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[polar bears]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1) I think I&#8217;ll just chill against this ice-cushion of mine for a bit and watch some TV.
2)Can it be really true? Polar News Network says that the ice-caps are melting. Damn humans. This is hardly my idea of getting a  &#8221;warm welcome&#8221;.
3)This is what the visual representation of Tri-Polar Disorder generally looks like.
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		<title>Interpretations of the Photograph &#8211; III</title>
		<link>http://vinayakkohli.wordpress.com/2009/06/27/interpretations-of-the-photograph-iii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 21:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humour and satire.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alaskan oil pipeline]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is that the Alaskan Oil Pipeline you are pointing at me, or am I really that attractive? Alternatively, could this be some strange pipe dream of mine?
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		<title>Mine Your Language</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beefcake archaeologist discovers a big secret passage in a mine he is exploring. He sends news of this exciting discovery to his &#8216;rather insecure by nature&#8217; project-director, via a mobile phone text message. Unfortunately, the poor archaeologist gets fired soon after. The reason: the text message read&#8211;&#8217;I knew it! Mine is bigger!&#8217;.


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		<title>Interpretations of the Photograph &#8211; II</title>
		<link>http://vinayakkohli.wordpress.com/2009/06/24/interpretations-of-the-photograph-ii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) Jesus aint coming tonight&#8211;no matter how hard you pray Jonny.
2) If you had a piece of burning coal stuck between your hands, you would shriek too.
3) Sometimes no one want to shake our hand. In such a case, we must shake our own two hands with one another.
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		<title>Gorilla Warfare</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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One day, Joe (a human being) ventures into a gansta neigbourhood of gorillas (this was on the planet of the apes, just in case you are wondering).
Gangsta chief, Al-gorilla, to human: &#8216;Sup homey-nid? You ain&#8217;t no homey either too. Watcha doon here?&#8217;
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		<title>Melon-cholic Humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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There was once a man who often &#8216;violated himself&#8217; with a melon. After doing so, he never needed to sit in the sun to get a tan. Turns out that when he took some &#8216;melan in&#8217;, the act of doing so caused skin pigmentation, and that gave him a natural tan.
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