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		<title>Page 22 of the romance novel, &#8216;The Lonely Colonel&#8217;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Have a heart!&#8221; she cried. “I just did, Sweetness. But now I crave pancreas. And yours&#8230; &#8230;is just so beautiful.”<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1624&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A note of gratitude to John..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear John, Hope you&#8217;re well. Btw many thanks for sending me that awesome shampoo! Locks of love, Rapunzel<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1607&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A nice cocktail..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 15:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recipe? Well it’s quite simple really. Take a generous helping of carbon monoxide (and dioxide of course), some nitrogen dioxide, a few pinches of fine particulate matter, and a handful of freshly ground hydrocarbons. If you have some VOC (volatile organic compounds), nothing like it; if not, don’t fret because the cocktail will be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1596&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beware of romance novels..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Satish, who was a rather conservative arsonist, couldn&#8217;t stand girls reading romance novels. Anyone he found reading one would quickly go from chick lit, to being a lit chick&#8230;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1580&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hardy Har Har..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 20:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allow your mind to waft into a bygone era. To a time when pirates ruled the high seas. (You&#8217;re right – that&#8217;s rather a lot of wafting to be doing especially at this time of day; but hey, it might just be worth the effort.) Now these pirates had a certain tradition: after a hard [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1571&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Speech by the Chairman of the Board of Toilet Papers, during the annual meeting..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 09:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friends: It’s a matter of immense pride for me that some of you have been on/in a roll this entire year. To the others, I say: look folks, shit happens! {Remark followed by rapturous applause from the audience.} This year, global constipation (believed to be caused by the economic slowdown) has adversely affected our business, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1561&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sign outside nudist colony..</title>
		<link>http://vinayakkohli.wordpress.com/2011/12/29/sign-outside-nudist-colony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 15:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Those who leave something to the imagination, will be fined. Patient, dull, unexcitable folks: Keep your pants on, will you &#8212; but not in here please. Those imaginative folks who take pictures of those who&#8217;ve left nothing to the imagination, will also be fined (flash photography not allowed). Air conditioning doesn&#8217;t work for a few [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1548&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s meat tonight..</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 15:30:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Husband: Hello, why&#8217;s my beef steak not ready yet? How long do I have to wait for it?? Wife: Until the cows come home, my dear.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1540&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A dating strategy called &#8216;Anna Hazare&#8217;..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What happened when Anna took a girl out to dinner? He pulled a fast one on her, of course.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1532&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It happened to Pinocchio..</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 13:20:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vinayak Kohli</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pinocchio &#8211; yes the same guy who lied a lot &#8211; was quite devoted to his wife, Denise. She too was devoted, but often less to him than to her next door neighbour, Jack. So when Pinocchio would go to work, Denise and Jack would often, well, enjoy themselves. But one day, things didn&#8217;t go [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=vinayakkohli.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1370676&amp;post=1526&amp;subd=vinayakkohli&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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