Little Red Riding Hood..

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"Little Red Riding Hood"

Pictured here in little red dress. The reasons for this shift in Ms. Hood’s dressing style, to a markedly minimalist one, are attributed to

a) her drastic reduction in wardrobe expenditure owing to cutbacks in income after the global economic recession of 2008 — this has resulted in her wearing clothes that are not really designer and use less fabric, thus making them less costly.

b) global warming — it is now simply too bloody warm for little Ms. Hood to wear what she used to wear earlier.

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