Limes and Lemons
Amicable coexistence of limes and lemons is difficult. This is because a lime’s relationship to a lemon is marked by sourness.
Acerbic matters
August 9, 2009 — Vinayak KohliLeave a Reply
Satire. Poetry. Human Beings- “Lion, lion, burning bra”.. December 4, 2009..Slogan of feminist lions. With apologies to William Blake.
- “Snarling Panther, Hidden Cameraperson”–a Yash Raj Films project, in the pipeline.. November 18, 2009Loosely inspired by Ang Lee’s epic film, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”, this movie is about a young and dashing Punjabi Black Panther named Pancho. Pancho has had a loving, bucolic upbringing in a verdant village not far from the Wagah Border. The village is full, of course, of resplendent Sarson Dey Khet and women dressed [...]
- Little Red Riding Hood.. November 5, 2009Pictured here in little red dress. The reasons for this shift in Ms. Hood’s dressing style, to a markedly minimalist one, are attributed to a) her drastic reduction in wardrobe expenditure owing to cutbacks in income after the global economic recession of 2008 — this has resulted in her wearing clothes that are not [...]
- Monsoon Ecstasy – V. Rao and V. Kohli. October 20, 2009And Lo! The Curse was broken! Monsoon made peace with the lands of Delhi! The kingdom lay drenched in its delightful marvels. The sky goldened up at its edges. And there, standing by the open window, with startled raindrops in her hair and a perky rhythm up her sleeve, she said- Oh Life!! :) ***** She looked [...]
- Acerbic matters August 8, 2009Amicable coexistence of limes and lemons is difficult. This is because a lime’s relationship to a lemon is marked by sourness.
- My favourite type of religion August 8, 2009My favourite type of religion: “henotheistic”, with a good supply of chicks.
- Interpretation of the Photograph – IV June 28, 20091) I think I’ll just chill against this ice-cushion of mine for a bit and watch some TV. 2)Can it be really true? Polar News Network says that the ice-caps are melting. Damn humans. This is hardly my idea of getting a ”warm welcome”. 3)This is what the visual representation of Tri-Polar Disorder generally looks like. 4)The world [...]
- Interpretations of the Photograph – III June 26, 2009Is that the Alaskan Oil Pipeline you are pointing at me, or am I really that attractive? Alternatively, could this be some strange pipe dream of mine?
- Mine Your Language June 25, 2009Beefcake archaeologist discovers a big secret passage in a mine he is exploring. He sends news of this exciting discovery to his ‘rather insecure by nature’ project-director, via a mobile phone text message. Unfortunately, the poor archaeologist gets fired soon after. The reason: the text message read–’I knew it! Mine is bigger! […]
- Interpretations of the Photograph – II June 23, 20091) Jesus aint coming tonight–no matter how hard you pray Jonny. 2) If you had a piece of burning coal stuck between your hands, you would shriek too. 3) Sometimes no one wants to shake our hand. In such a case, we must shake our own two hands with one another. 4) My palms have just turned into [...]
- “Lion, lion, burning bra”.. December 4, 2009
