Jon Secada
1) Jesus aint coming tonight–no matter how hard you pray Jonny.
2) If you had a piece of burning coal stuck between your hands, you would shriek too.
3) Sometimes no one wants to shake our hand. In such a case, we must shake our own two hands with one another.
4) My palms have just turned into a burger and I’m hungry–who cares if later on i’ll be ‘handicapped’?
5) Hands-free urinating has never EVER been this much fun.
6) Look mom, I stole some pepper from our neighbour– but it’s making me sneeze.
7)Mmm, this imaginary banana is delicious.
ps: interpretation 7 provided by friend Nina.
