There was once a man who often ‘violated himself’ with a melon. After doing so, he never needed to sit in the sun to get a tan. Turns out that when he took some ‘melan in’, the act of doing so caused skin pigmentation, and that gave him a natural tan.
June 22, 2009 at 1:49 am
okay okay, bravo bravo! (seriously) Any joke involving melons is usually good anyway :D
June 22, 2009 at 1:59 am
thank you. :)