Gorilla Warfare

One day, Joe (a human being) ventures into a gansta neigbourhood of gorillas (this was on the planet of the apes, just in case you are wondering).

Gangsta chief, Al-gorilla, to human: ‘Sup homey-nid? You ain’t no homey either too. Watcha doon here?’

Joe had–as luck would have it–just consumed a banana, and its peel was still in his hand. And Al-gorilla really liked bananas, which meant that Joe had probably lost his only bargaining chip.  It is clear that the human’s predicament was most un-a-peeling.